A shot in the dark
A past lost in space
Where do I start?
The past and the chase
You hunted me down
Like a wolf, a predator
I felt like a deer in love lights
LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA
FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME
SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.
YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????
GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.
Third week into my holiday and enjoying my time, though limited internet at the moment.
Though just logged in to find that I am only 3 followers away from my next milestones so yay!!!!!!!!!
#he doesn’t cry when she’s taken from him #ripped from him #stolen from him because she was so brave #because she trusted him and he failed her #he doesn’t cry when he walks back to the tardis #and her pink jacket is still hanging there #he doesn’t even cry when he goes into their room #and oh #it’s devastating #because she’s still there #almost #her jimjams and her fluffy slippers that he secretly envies and her unfinished book on the nightstand #and her scent #he doesn’t cry because it’s not over #he knows that she needs him #and he won’t fail her again #so for nights #for days #for months #he tries to get through #and when he finally does #when he bruns up a sun just to say goodbye #when he wants to let universes crumble down to have her #but doesn’t #and then she’s gone for good #that’s when he cries
how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious
I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer
now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters
Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it
And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder
I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb
And my personal favourite
I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases
And keep in mind:
I Am Not Looking to Buy a Firearm Myself, Just Want to Know How One Could Go About Obtaining One
And of course
I’m not a stalker I just am planning a surprise party for you so I need to know where your house is and which room is yours
I’m Not On Drugs I Don’t Know Someone On Drugs And I’m Not Looking To Buy Some I Just Need To Know How Someone Would Go About Getting Them And What The Effects Would Be
I Am Not Converting to Satanism I’m Just Researching These Rituals and Mythologies For Writing Purposes
How about this:
I Am Not A Sociopath Nor Am I Addicted To Ketamine I Just Need To Know What My Symptoms Would Be If I Were A Sociopathic Murderer Going Through Drug Withdrawal
One of these is not like the others
Christopher Eccleston in The Others. This man can make any role sexy.
Playing around with Hannah and Hardy and titles
colour meme: anonymous asked for: Rose + Pink & Blue